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Fatso marks HIS territory at Closing Ceremony
Monday, October 2nd, 2000
The IOC finally backed down to the pressure of the Australian public to allow Fatso to have his place in the Closing Ceremony.
It was fitting that Fatso was one of the first of our icons to appear before the people.
Fatso, being the true blue fat-arsed wombat he is, wanted to thank the IOC for their generosity, so he decided to return the favour by offering them a gift.
Fatso thought "What do I have to offer a large organisation like the IOC - something they wouldn't have, but could remember me by?"
So Fatso, proudly offered them a gift they could truly cherish - his droppings.
Drop by drop he ornated the track, much to the delight of the crowd, as well as the IOC.
But the IOC rejected Fatso's gift. While the fireworks were taking place, it was quickly snapped up by Corey, a 14-year-old from Lysterfield, Victoria.
No doubt his parents will place them for all to see in the pool room, alongside the other family trophies.
The skinny on Fatso - Sports Illustrated
The Rise of Fatso - The Fat-Arsed Sydney Olympics Wombat